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Straight women:Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys:Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys:Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians:Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Neil Patrick Harris:Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
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Carla:What if I just died my hair orange to spite you? Then you'd have to walk around with me and my weird hair.
Me:I don't know who would win that but I don't think it would be you...
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Amy:what if your daughters
Amy:become like those viet coffee shop girls?
Me:then
Me:i don't even know
Me:lol then i guess my wife and i fucked up
Me:LOLOL
Amy:you're grounded until your eyebrows grow back missy
